FUNNY ATTACK . BY..VICKY...Vgeneration....

Ek Ladki Thi Deewani si,
Sachin Pe wo Marti thi.
Chori-chori chupke-chupke,
Harbhajan ko chithiya likha karti thi.
Nazare jhuka ke sharma ke,
Raina se baat karti thi.
Kabhi zulfe bikhra ke,
Sehwag ki galiyo se guzra karti thi.
Shaayad kuch kehna tha usey Gambhir se,
Lekin Yuvraj se woh darti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi Dhoni se bas yahi puchha karti thi
ki
Tum log WORLD CUP kab laoge..?????

Ek admi ne zoo main 3 language bolne wala tota dekha.
Jo english, hindi aur punjabi bolta tha. Usne 3 language test karne k liye pucha,
Who r u?
Tota: i'm parrot.
admi: tum kaun ho?
Tota: main tota hu.
Admi: tu kaun aa?
Tota: teri maa da khasm saleya,.. ik wari ch samajh ni aunda tota haan!

Pehla Rab Ne Dunia Banai.
Fer So Gaya.
Fer Rab Ne Munde Banaye Fer So Gya.
Fer Rab Ne Kudia Banaiya.
Fer Na Aap Suta Na mundiya nu Son Dita.

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.
Old man: Bete,kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai?
Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hai

Kisi ek sher ki shaadi thi... to uske barat main ek chuha bahut jam ke> nach
raha tha...Public ka to funda hill gaya.. boss yeh chuhe ko sher ki> shaadi
main itna kya maja aa raha hai...
To ek bander ne chuhe se pucha ... "abhey item, itna kyon naach raha> hai ?"
Chuha bola... "aaj mere bhai ki shaadi hai, nachoo kyon nahin"
Bander: "Sher aur tera bhai.. chal hat!!"
Chuha: "Haan... main bhi shaadi ke pehle sher tha....



FROM-VICKY (V-GENERATION)
E-mail-vk4443@gmail.com
mob no-9041256088.