FUNNY SmS . BY..VICKY...Vgeneration....

Santa Shrabi halat me Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se tkra Gya

&deadbody gir Gai
Log Sante ko Pitne lge,
to SANTA bola Jeda digia oh ta kuch bolda Nhi tusi Eve mari jandeho..
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Sardarji: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai Salesman; Ham Sardaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.
Sardar After 1 Month clean Shave : Ye Tv Kitne Ka Ha... Salesmn: Hm Srdaron ko
Chiz Nahi Bechte Sardar After 1 Months Full angrez bnke WHAT'S D COST OF DAT TV...?
Salsman: Hm Sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte Sardar Gusse Me:
Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai K main Sardar Hoon...?
Salsman Kyon K Ye Tv Nhi "MICROWAVE" Hai....
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Santa orders piza..
Waiter: Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Santa: aida kar 4 hi karde  8 khaade ni jaane....
Have a nice day...
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Santa theater ch baitha c,
nal wali seat te ik budi c,
wo bar bar coke di botal chukdi,
muh nal lagandi te rakh dendi,
sante to ria ni giya te usne botal gat-gat kar k pee lai te kenda"
maayi botal enj piwi di hai".
maayi kendi "ve fite muh tera,
moya main ta wich thukhan dayi si "!!!!

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FROM-VICKY (V-GENERATION)
E-mail-vk4443@gmail.com